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Dashing through the snow
In a sharp-edged, bloodied slay
On my way to your home
Killing all the way
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Reindeers coughing blood
All my elves are dead
You'd better have been nice this year
Or prepare to lose your head
Jingle Bells, go to Hell
Get out of my way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a sharp-edged, bloodied slay
Jingle Bells, go to Hell
Elf corpses decay
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a sharp-edged, bloodied slay
Bah humbug to all, and to all a shit night!

...and yes... I did intend to write "slay" instead of "sleigh"... :mwahaha:


Happy Anti-Christmas everyone!

*EDIT* :iconang-jojo: has pointed out a spelling error due to my rush job... I have now fixed it!
Oh, and she also sang it!! [link]
Hello, I am Ang Jojo, and I will be doing a critique for you! this, erm, Special twisted version of jingle bells is very unique. The Lyrics of this matches the rythm of the song as well, so you can sing it with the song! though of course it sounds kind of scary and horrifying, it is something that has a slight humor in it as well. I saw a few spellinng mistakes though, like "coughng" i don't think that was on purpose.

If you like a laugh, and a little scare, this lyrics would be good for you since it will match with the song, so you can sing-along. the lyrics also explains the image, so you can imagine the picture of it, though i still recommend you not to, since it will look a little gross.

Overall, I like, or should I say LOVE this, Creepy is definitely my style :)
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NekoNekoGirl997 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am guilty of also trying to sing this...
StrixAstrophel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahahaha!! :pointandlaugh:
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